A Shaggy Dog Story

A commodities trader from the pits of Chicago, although successful at his trading, grew bored with trading and decided to seek out another line of work. Trading had become dull and boring, and he craved some excitement. He loved dogs, and, given his many years of experience in speculation and such, he figured he would do well raising and racing greyhounds for a living. So he went shopping for a kennel, and eventually found one he could afford.

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